does anyone want to steal a dog?

I swear it's cute-in a mutty, found-it-at-the-pound sort of way. I guess it's not mine to offer, but if it's not gone soon, I'm afraid I might resort to more drastic measures. It's my neighbors dog, and it's the yipper from hell. I stand in my kitchen window-it barks. I walk to my garage-it barks. The little thing is driving me crazy. The owner must be deaf because she simply stands there and sighs at it like you would sigh at a small child. "Oh, gee. You're barking again. You're so silly." Aaah! I'll post a picture of it, so in case anyone has any crime family connections, feel free to pass it on.