wanted: a flat kitchen floor

Nails are coming up through our kitchen tile. It's that stick-on stuff, and it's just not sticking anymore. Matt hates it and is determined to replace it. So, yesterday, like a tempting scab, Matt kept peeling up tile after tile, unable to stop. He only peeled them up halfway but wanted to to just "get it done" and peel it all up as if we had something to put down in its place. He eventually agreed that it was a bad idea and started patting them down again, but they refused to cooperate. Needless to say, it looks great.