welcome home tivo

Thanks to Mom and Dad Breitzmann and some well-deserved credit card reward points, I was able to finally attain every busy TV watcher’s dream: a shiny new Tivo. My friend, Andrea, has flaunted hers for a while, and Miranda on Sex and the City practically had a serious relationship with hers, so I figured it was high time I join their crowd. Now I hold the power to fast forward through Rachel Ray’s repeated blabberings of “yummo” and pause for Vegas’s bathroom breaks. And did I mention that the little Tivo guy is just so cute? He hops around and you just want to…man. I must be lonely. I’m making friends with an icon. Sad.