it's time for an atomic clock

I have no clue what time it actually is. This morning I woke up to my alarm screaming 7:00. I shuffled to the kitchen, made coffee, and the clock said 7:10. I picked up my cell phone—7:05. Come on. I have a hard enough time getting to work at 8:00 without having to guess what time it is. I’m starting to wonder if one of our houseguests played a little trick on us.